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  • Title: The Littlest Hitler
  • Author: Ryan Boudinot
  • ISBN: 9781582433578
  • Page: 271
  • Format: Hardcover

  • Bette Wore What I Had Come To Secretly Call Her Star Trek uniform, a hideous white suit jacket with too pointy collars From her face hung a beard of bees Everyone s seen these things on TV or in National Geographic Some farmer standing shirtless in his field, a stalactite of writhing insects dangling from his grinning face But on Bette, though Our account manager forBette Wore What I Had Come To Secretly Call Her Star Trek uniform, a hideous white suit jacket with too pointy collars From her face hung a beard of bees Everyone s seen these things on TV or in National Geographic Some farmer standing shirtless in his field, a stalactite of writhing insects dangling from his grinning face But on Bette, though Our account manager for digital media I wasn t even aware she raised bees Welcome to the world of Ryan Boudinot, where a little boy who innocently dresses up as Hitler for Halloween suffers the consequences The Littlest Hitler a world where a typical office romance is destroyed by the female half s habit of coming to work covered in live bees Bee Beard where jacked up salesmen go on murderous, Burgess like rampages The Sales Team and the children of the future are required to kill off their parents preferably with an ice pick in order to be accepted to the college of their choice Civilization You may never want to leave In each of these fearless, hilarious, and tightly crafted stories, Boudinot s voice rings with a clarity rarely seen in a debut collection He speaks to a generation that has tried to seem disaffected but can t help wishing for a better world His characters shake their heads over the same messes they re busily creating, or lash out angrily at a sex and violence saturated culture But they can never entirely lose their sense of fun, however perverse it may be.
    Ryan Boudinot
    Ryan Boudinot is the author of the novels Blueprints of the Afterlife and Misconception, and the story collections The Octopus Rises and The Littlest Hitler Ryan received his Master of Fine Arts degree in Creative Writing from Bennington College He also holds a BA from The Evergreen State College Born in the US Virgin Islands, he grew up in Skagit Valley, in Washington State, and now lives in Seattle.

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    Joshua Nomen-Mutatio
    René Magritte and David Lynch. These are two signifiers that point towards a general, sometimes hazily defined aesthetic that I absolutely adore and consequently happen to run into every once and a while. When I find something that gives me that feeling I frequently rely heavily on these names in order to at least start making the ineffable effable—to steady my explanatory fumbling with well-anchored metaphors and ubiquitous cultural touchstones. An attempt to relay my reactions to this book [...]

    this collection is just "off" enough to appeal to me. its a good balance of creepy and gentle, with some humor infusing both. i tend not to read short stories, so for me to have liked all but one ("written by machines"), well it means this book can stay on table.

    Paquita Maria Sanchez
    I never thought I would say this, but this book may actually be too cynical for me. More specifically, the cynicism, as well as the consistently blunt and detached presentation of such cryptic, violent, and generally nauseating subject matter, felt forced. The stories were entertaining and fast-paced, but the overall picture left me wondering what the hell the point was supposed to be. Life's a bitch and people are cruel? OkaaaayYou know how John Waters often feels pretty ick just for ick's sake [...]

    A fun collection of short stories, in the same vein as George Saunders or a less verbose David Foster Wallace. The surreal quality thrown into these stories that mainly deal with everyday life in modern society works incredibly well. Where the idea of child being drafted to kill his parents for the protection of American Democracy would seem an unbelievable premise, but in his hands it seems as natural and banal as anything that occurs in our own everyday lives. Overall a funny criticism of our [...]

    For certain restless minds, the treadmill of realism may get a little tedious. Ryan Boudinot is one possible remedy. The Littlest Hitler features stories that mix humor, biting social commentary, and surrealism in varying amounts, all to good effect. While I can’t wax profound like Joshua did in his review, I can tell you that the more absurd elements have a point to them. In one example, a woman produced a new weapon in the face of office politics (and sexual politics, too) when she came to w [...]

    I did read "The Littlest Hitler" in an anthology, and I can't wait to read the rest of this collection! ***I started reading the rest of the stories this morning, and I loved the story "Bee Beard." I'm on a constant search for good literature about the world of work, specifically the cubicle-inhabiting, mouse-clicking kind of work that so many of us spend the bulk of our lives doing. "Bee Beard" was a good example. Plus, I am afraid of bees, so the whole story was very freaky.***Finished this up [...]

    The Crimson Fucker
    This is some good shit! Just to think that this guy took this to a publishing office and wasn’t sent straight to one of those nice places where they give you an uncomfortable jackets and some pills… makes me want to take my shit to one and hope for the same!

    I originally gave this two stars, because I didn't really enjoy this book. But then, I thought about how I've been pondering this book for days now, how I can't decide if I liked it, if it was meaningful to me in any way, if the author is simply creative without making any genuinely relevant points. I felt like each of the short stories fell a little flat, but they were packed with enough originality to make me wish they were more. So, I figure if the book makes me think about it for days, then [...]

    I have decided the difference between 4 and 5 stars is actually my mood. I am in a four star mood currently but I have decided to give this book five stars anyway because it is in no way Ryan's fault. I was shocked that Karen recommended this book to me because of an innate assumption that we have completely different taste, but this book is exactly the kind of thing that I like. I mean the book is horrifically morbid, but in a fun way. The author seems a bit creepily obsessed with horrible thin [...]

    Boudinot can definitely write and he's often funny but this short story collection just doesn't work nearly as well as it should. He overdoes the absurd and shock endings and can't just let a story stand on its own. Something always has to happen or be revealed in the end. And the absurdity often feels more like weirdness for the sake of weirdness a lot of the time. But its a written with verve, style, and a great eye for the oddities in the everyday.

    These stories rely way too much on gimmick and absurdity. There isn't much depth to be spoken of.I was intrigued by the Dave Eggers blurb on the back cover comparing Boudinot to Barthelme and Vonnegut, and I was sorely disappointed. The stories were nowhere near as sharply written as Barthelme and had none of the human pathos ofVonnegut. There are some very clever moments, to be sure, but cleverness shouldn't be considered enough for short stories.

    Some great short stories here. It's all pretty tight writing, with disturbing tangents and twists. It's not as overwhelmingly satisfying as his book "Blueprints of the Afterlife", but it's some very solid stuff.

    Esteban del Mal
    Couldn't finish. The writing is too antiseptic for the themes.youtube/watch?v=Jl6yP5

    Chris Ng
    Some feel these stories are absurd and gimmicky. If the gimmick ends in itself and doesn't lead readers to further insights or explorations. Then they are pointless jokes, mere entertainment. (Still super funny)But these short stories are alot more than that. For example, in The Littlest Hitler, you can tell something important is missing in Davy's life, his mother. And both the father/son are trying their best to live as a normal life as they can with their impaired social skills, or the lack o [...]

    Amber Fernie
    I was intrigued by the title, cover art, and description on the jacket, but wasn’t expecting much from this collection of short stories. I was pleasantly surprised to enjoy it quite a bit. The author does a good job making the everyday and the nostalgic surreal and dark, but somehow still fun in spirit. A little bit of The Wonder Years meets The Twilight Zone.

    I first came across Ryan Boudinot from the titular story of this collection, which was the opening story from the 'Best American Non-Required Reading' in 2003. It's a wonderful little story about a child who dresses up as Hitler for Halloween because he wanted to go as something really scary, not fully comprehending the repercussions of such a decision.That story, while great, didn't really prepare me for the strange world of Ryan Boudinot. In my opinion, he is at his best when he's writing real [...]

    Once again, I rather wish there were a two-and-a-half star option.Some of these short stories are fine little gems. The eponymous story is heart-breaking in its take on class politics in a grade-school class. "On Sex and Relationships" is a snap-shot of a long-term friendship between two couples which has probably finally run its course, and "Newholly" takes an unflinching look (well, okay, flinches are involved) at what happens when one's liberal outlook is really put to the test. "Written by M [...]

    What can't I say about this book? Elephants? Nope, been said.Ryan Boudinot looks like a large man who could very easily kick my ass. It's with this in mind that I say, "I loved this book!"Actually, it's okay. It's not bad. It can be read by people who know how to read. Let me put it this way: I never at any point and time wanted to gouge my eyes out, slash my wrists, or stick my head in the oven (I have an electric oven, so eventually it would have killed me but it probably would have been way m [...]

    So Boudinot's stories remind me alot of Kurt Vonnegut's collection of the same (Welcome to the Monkey House). Not because I remember much of Vonnegut's stories, but because I remember the same creeped-out feeling I got that almost made me sleep with the lights on last night (no joke).Boudinot brilliant blends the mundate and the pop with the seriously disturbing. The language is marvelously tight (like a tiger?) and his diction is wonderfully chosen and executed. The weird thing about the storie [...]

    Ryan Boudinot proves he is a master of the absurd and surreal here, employing his talent to peel back the strained fabric of class politics in an overly PC world. Through the conversation of two couples comparign their lives to each other in a game of one-up, in keeping the calm and accepting differences in an office where one's boss wears a beard of bees, and through the titular story where a young boy learns the hard way what constitutes acceptable in our newly minted 21st century; we see the [...]

    The dystopic stories-- in which salesmen are socially sanctioned rapists/criminals and the government enforces a policy of patricide-- are good, and generally satisfy with their classic O. Henry twists. But Boudinot is at his best when he plays it straight, like he does in "So Little Time," in which the earnest voice of a thirteen-year-old boy with a Dr. Who obsession, a shitty summer job, and a dorky mom and dad, captures the deep, sad space that exists even (or especially) between best friends [...]

    I'm not sure if I just read a work of genius, or if I'm giving Boudinot too much credit. Throughout the collection I felt like I was reading a series of one-liners, until I reached the ending--which always turned out to be some sad, disheartening comment on the world we live in. This isn't a bad thing, since a collection should have a cohesive theme, but after a while it got formulaic. Also, most of the stories had no ending. This also isn't a bad thing, since I like open endings, but after read [...]

    The title story in this book actually made me laugh out loud on the metro. I'm used to trying to hide tears on the metro when I get to the end of books, but I don't usually laugh out loud in response to inanimate stimuli. This was new. I'm generally not that keen on short stories (see my post on St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves for further detail), but Boudinot's collection was different for me.Rather than just coming up with interesting premises, he inserted interesting moments into t [...]

    this book is bizarre. any reader has to accept this and expect this walking in. otherwise, you're likely going to be a bit blown away. that said, its a good sort of bizarre. the stories are well written, and follow a logic within them clearly. they do not, however, follow any sort of outside logic. nothing is taboo within these. be it a family that eats children for dinner, a child who dresses as hitler for halloween, or a more 'typical' story of old friends who have lost touch and are meeting f [...]

    This is a collection of possibly the strangest short stories you will read this year. Like, really. They're completely random and completely ridiculous with kids having to kill their parents and dead people going to work and salesmen shooting people who don't listen to their pitches and people opening not-real toy stores and machines that write poetry but they're mostly pretty brilliant. There were a couple of stories that just didn't click with me, but in general they were just weird enough to [...]

    This collection of short stories by Ryan Boudinot was his first and I think I need to try some of the more recent work before I can fairly say whether I like the writing. The stories were all technically very well written and I did not find myself checking my watch, so to speak. He has a clear love of sci-fi, even in the stories that have not direct connection to the genre. I found the potpourri approach to be a lot of fun, never knowing what might come next.However, I just kept thinking over an [...]

    Holding off on an actual review because I'm going to try and pitch this to tipsy ladies book club, but here is a charming story about how this book came into my possession:In March, I read Blueprints of the Afterlife, loved it and added The Littlest Hitler to my to-read list. In April, I had drinks with some old co-workers and one of them (weirdly, the one who once found a copy of Derek Jeter's life-changing autobiography slash self-help book at a resale store and said "Oh, I picked this up for [...]

    This is a beautifully vicious little book.I love a good short story as much as the next English major, but these stories didn't just speak to me on an English Major level. They have the level of delicious, terrible weirdness that draws me to writers like George Saunders, Aimee Bender, and Chris Bachelder. An example: With deadpan seriousness, Boudinot spins a tale about a career day at elementary school where the career in question is a serial killer. Nobody questions the validity of this or rea [...]

    I would give this a lower rating if there weren't a few stories in the collection that were pretty delightful (Bee Beard and Drugs and Toys really tickled my funny bone). Other than those two exceptions, The Littlest Hitler is a classic case of darkness for the sake of darkness. Being a cynic is one thing, making every detail of life into something sinister and or hideous is something else entirely. I picked the book up because of the high praise from Dave Eggers (a writer with just the perfect [...]

    No, I didn't just give this five stars just 'cos. I was debating between 3 and 4 stars, actually--there were a couple of stories whose endings really fell flat for me. The tale "So Little Time" pushed this collection over the top, because I remember being twelve years old and a Doctor Who fan, trying to cobble a Tom Baker costume together. I was the sort of dungeon master who designed traps like placing a Trapper underneath a Lurker Above just for those annoying player friends of mine whose char [...]

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